21 Excuses For Calling in Sick For Work

1. You’ve got Jury Duty

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2. You’re going to a guac-aholic’s anonymous to address your addiction to guacamole

guacomole

3. You misplaced your contacts and are temporarily blind

blind

4. You slept walked out of town

sleptwalk

5. You need to take your easy-bake oven into the shop for repair

easybakeoven

6. You’re auditioning for the Bachelor

bachlorette

7. You’re stuck in traffic but “will get there when you can”

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8. Your cat has a play-date with the neighbor’s cat and you promised to supervise

cat

9. You woke up in a good mood and don’t want to ruin it

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10. You were attacked by a floppy, inflatable man while walking past the car dealership

inflatable

11. You refuse to go into work on Make A Hat Day (it’s a real holiday…)

hatday

12. You just put a roast in the oven

oven

13. Your cousin’s friend’s step father’s uncle’s daughter’s bird died

bird

14. You found a disposable camera and are running around town trying to find a Walgreens that will develop them

camera

15.  You already RSVP’d for the annual history of Presidents convention

president

16. You’re protesting at a very important protest

protest

17. You have to finish the final episodes of Friends to see if Ross and Rachel get together

friends

18. You can’t drive to work because you’re still drunk from the night before

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19. You got stuck in the grocery store blood pressure machine

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20. You burned your foot on a waffle maker

waffle

21. You bought a one way ticket to Bora Bora

borabora

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