13 Stages of Working a Double
3 years ago
1. You walk into work ready to kick today’s butt!
2. But you start to get drowsy…
3. …so you chug some coffee in the backroom.
4. Lunch time already?!
5. 5 minutes back on the clock and you need to lay down.
6. You pass the time by actually talking to customers.
7. You glance at the clock and are filled with sorrow when it’s only 4PM.
8. So you waste another hour messing around with co-workers.
9. Goodie! Time to start your closing routine.
10. Only 4 minutes ’til close!
11. And a customer walks in…
12. … so you give them the stink eye while they aren’t looking.
13. And question anger management when they haven’t left 15 minutes after closing.
14. Finally some relief when you shut the store doors because YOU MADE IT!